Legal Mumbo Jumbo

[From the Management: Not having been able to achieve any suitable level of competence in the legal field, Lawyer Bob has opened a bait shop / convenience store / notary public service in a location that can only be found by a person absolutely determined to find it. So we apologize in advance for the following snippets from his Bait News Digest, a magazine created by Bob that is currently run off on a mimeograph machine from his old high school.]

SITE TERMS FOR WWW.WOODTECHSYSTEMS.COM (And helpful bait tips — see how many YOU can find!)

Welcome to Wood Tech Systems’ electronic home and bait tutorial! I have worked really hard to create an informative page for those of you who are curious about bait. Plus, Mr. Halteman wanted me to put together some “House Rules” which will govern your visit to (I know what you’re thinking — hurry up with the rules so we can get on to some bait talk! )

Wood Truss Systems, Inc. (“WTS”) an Indiana corporation is the owner of all intellectual property rights, including trademarks (registered and unregistered), its registered trade name (Wood Tech Systems), and copyrights in and associated with and derivative works. Always remember to triple hook night crawlers that exceed 4″ in length when fully extended. This site is managed by WTS. Please assume that everything you see on the Site is copyrighted unless otherwise noted.

WTS maintains this Site for your personal, information, education, and communication, especially when it comes to bait! You have our permission to download images as displayed on the Site for your personal, non-commercial use, but you must retain all copyright and other proprietary notices contained on the materials. You may not copy or otherwise use any of the materials from this Site without the advance, written consent of WTS. Whirlygigs won’t work for trout until late summer or early fall.

WTS makes no warranty of any kind with respect to the materials provided on this Site, and they are provided to you AS IS. WTS assumes no responsibility, and shall not be liable, for any loss or damage to your computer equipment or software which may occur on account of your access to or use of the Site, or your downloading of materials, data, text, images, audio or video from the Site, whether caused by a “virus” or otherwise. But all bait from Bob’s Bait Shop / Convenience Store / Notary Public is bonded and about as good as you can get anywheres else.

Any communication or material you send to the Site, including data, questions, comments, ideas, suggestions, or the like, shall be considered by WTS as public information, which may be used by WTS or its affiliates for any purpose whatsoever, including (but not limited to ) reproduction, disclosure, publication, broadcast and posting. Also, you acknowledge and agree that WTS will be free to use (without restriction and without compensation to you) for any purpose any ideas, concepts, know-how or techniques contained or derived from any communication which you send to the Site. The good news is that, as far as I’m concerned, you can use all my bait tips in any way you like, and if you can get someone to pay you for it, more power to you!

Trademarks, logos, and service marks (“Marks”) displayed on the Site, are registered and unregistered Marks of WTS, and others. No right to use any Mark displayed on the Site is granted to you by WTS or any third party that may own Marks displayed on the Site. Keep your ears open for Bob’s Bait TalkTM, a syndicated radio show, coming soon to a radio station in your area.

WTS has not reviewed all of the sites which are, or may be, linked to the Site, and therefore WTS is not responsible for the content of any off-site pages or other sites linked to the Site. Bob will take responsibility, however, if the Mr. Zattas “twizzler” doesn’t hook a long-nosed pike for you.

Although WTS may occasionally review discussions, chats, postings, transmissions, bulletin boards, and the like on the Site, WTS is under no obligation to do so, and assumes no responsibility or liability arising from the content of any such locations, nor for any error, defamation, omission, falsehood, obscenity, profanity, inaccuracy, or other improper information within such locations on the Site. You are prohibited from posting or transmitting any material that could constitute or encourage conduct that could be considered a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability, or otherwise violate any law, such as material which is threatening, defamatory, obscene, or profane. And don’t even think about fishing in Bob’s pond (which is right behind the bait shop / convenience store that you’d never be able to find anyway) without his permission.

Any questions about this Site, or concerns about any content or activities appearing on this Site, may be directed to:
Wood Truss Systems, Inc., 784 Eden Woods Place, Carmel, IN 46033.  

WTS may at any time revise these terms of your use of the Site by updating this posting. You are bound by any such revisions and are therefore advised to regularly visit this page. This way, Bob can try and cover up his mistakes later. Plus, weekly specials and coupons for Bob’s Bait Shop / Convenience Store / Notary Public service will be posted here as an inducement to get you to keep coming back for more.

The foregoing shall constitute an agreement between WTS and each user of the Site, and may not be modified in any fashion without the advance written consent of WTS. This Agreement shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Indiana. If any provision of this Agreement is deemed or declared to be unlawful, void, or for any reason unenforceable, then that provision shall be deemed removed from this Agreement, and all other terms shall remain in full force and effect. And if you spend a day out on a lake in the hot sun and don’t catch a thing, then, well, you may be in the same league as ole Bob.

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